“AH, BUT I DIGRESS”
ADDED MARCH 2 - PASSWORDS AND OTHER THINGS THAT MAKE YOU WANT to DRINK

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FOR THE HOLIDAYS 
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TWINKLE TWISTER AND TWILIGHT SAVE CHRISTMAS 
NEXT YEARS BLOCK BUSTER HOLIDAY SPECIAL COMPLETE WITH ORIGINAL MUSIC!
 

 

GERALDO
A TRUE STORY OF GENEROSITY AND THE HUMAN SPIRIT.
 

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PICKLE THE REINDEER WHO WOULDN'T FLY 
SANTA DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN A YOUNG REINDEER REFUSES TO LEARN TO FLY!  

 

FURTHER ON 

 

MRS. GUMMERSALT’S CAT
Doesn’t every neighborhood have one creepy house?

Habituated by one creepy person? And doesn’t that person have a cat? 

What would a neighborhood do if the cat was in danger?  
 

 

THE DOOR or BEATING YOUR CHILD RARELY SOLVES ANYTHING – Says it all.

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MY OBITUARY  
Why trust someone else to embellish your life?

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The HIP CLASS ISN’T SO HIP
Nurse Mildred Ratched, the cold, passive-aggressive tyrant;

from “One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest,”  eagerly explains about Hip Replacements.

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NOBODY MOVE I DROPPED MY NUTS
 Buy property on Hawaii’s “Big Island” and there’s always someone willing to tend to your nuts.

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THE CATHOLIC CHURCH  VS. COOL GRANNY 
My mom was christened “Cool Granny” when she bought a GTO convertible on her sixtieth birthday.  The  Catholic Church should have known better.  Final score Cool Granny 47 – Church 0

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THERE ARE TWENTY-FIVE OTHER ANECDOTAL STORIES.   AMONG THEM:

 

CRABS DO NOT MAKE GOOD HOUSE PETS / THE DREADED POP QUIZ / PINK SLIPS ARE NOT UNDERGARMENTS FROM VICTORIA’S SECRET

 

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MY CHILDREN’S CORNER 
For children’s stories. poems, songs and a few of my favorite cartoons. 

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TWINKLE, TWISTER AND STARLIGHT SAVE CHRISTMAS
 a screenplay SOON TO BE A MAJOR HOLIDAY SPECIAL – complete with pictures and nine original songs.  SEE BELOW.

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THE SHAPE OF THINGS THROUGH BUTTERFLY WINGS
A young girl’s adventure with a butterfly who loves to make shapes with its wings.
 

 

WHAT YOU CAN LEARN FROM A SNAKE AND WORM
What would a young boy do when a playful snake and worm sneak into his room?
 

 

QUACK, QUACK MY NAME IS JACK! I’M THE FOURTH DUCK FROM THE END
Could a family of ducks solve the problem of Adeline who hates to be last in line?

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TUT
is for anyone who loves ukulele but especially for my UKULELE STUDENTS – who I love one and all.  SSSSSSsssssssh I’ve recently some great song packets.

 

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FIFTY AND COUNTING
Enjoy some comedic moments for those who’ve stopped counting the years:

               Non-Discussable Vacation Topics

               Are You Ready for Children?

               Men?

 

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READ A MOVIE - and enjoy any of these screenplays

 

WORK OF ART
A comedy caper – a cursed, abstract sculpture tumbles into the hands of quiet, retiring Peter Tuelly all he wants to do is return it.  He can’t. When the police, the art world and the bad guys come after him; Peter creates a web of his own.

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CINDERELLA CAPER
TEENAGE COMEDY – When three girls are dumped days before their Senior Prom, they decided to crash San Francisco’s famous Black and White Festival.  But they have no tickets, no way of getting there and are a few years of shy of being twently-one

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TON EIGHTY
ROMANTIC DRAMA - Once at the top of his world, Paxton Worth, captain of an oil rig in the North Sea, loses both legs in a bizarre accident.  Paxton loses his job and himself to alcohol until he’s  taken under the wing of the owner of a popular pub in Edinburgh and a former world class dart thrower.

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A LESSON IN VENGANCE
Psychological Thriller – A old, haggard woman shuffles into the classroom using a cane.  “A fucking substitute,” a student shouts.  The old woman slowly slams each emergency bolt  securing the classroom from outside invasion.  She turns.  Eyes each student one by one then slams her cane across a desk.  “Which one of you pricks killed my son?”

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CREATION
with Bill Levinson  Sci fi  with two sequels. Deep in space astronauts discover the remains

of an ancient alien who may hold keys to traveling faster than light.  The only way to retrieve it is to create a new generation of robot.  But the Creation has an agenda of its own.

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GHOUL POOL 
A black comedy - A luxury cruise for big time gamblers  becomes a wager of life and death.  Nothing is what it seems and no one is who they are.  

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WINNER TAKES ALL
THRILLER – Who doesn’t like a game of hide and shriek.  Especially with a dead sibling and the gatekeeper to hell.

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NEMESIS
Psychological Thriller - The only witnesses to their mother's brutal death, identical twins Lindsey and Dyian grow into womanhood with different agendas. Lindsey wants justice. Dyian wants vengeance.
 

 

NIMBUS NIMBLE THE NAUGHTY WITCH OF WAYWARD WAY 
On the eve of her 13th birthday Nimbus is asked to choose between the Coven of the Broom or the Coven of the Wand.   But a Warlock  an  Ogre and Ghoul stand in the way of her and Scat, her cat.

 

PICKLE THE SOURPUSS REINDEER
An Animated – movie musical and holiday special – What would Santa do if  the daughter of Comet and Vixen called him names and then refused to learn to fly?

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MALCOM MAXWELL’S MAGICAL MANSION OF MISCHEIF 
Yes, there is one way in.  But, is there any way out?

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THANKS TO ONE AN ALL WHO COMMENTED ON MY HALLOWEEN TALE – NIGHTMARE IN PARADISE

 

TUCK'S PLACE IS a wild place with many a nook and cranny.  And we never mentioned the mystery or short story sections.  p.s. thanks to all who commented on Geraldo a Holiday story story.